This is the best mugshot we could find of inmate 5161387, A.K.A The Blue Eyed Bandit. He recently escaped prison weeks ago when an unknown force sent him a cake. Even our best taste testers couldn't find the file in it. He escaped on March 4th 2014, so be on the look out. He has been arrested for steeling wheel chairs from old people and selling the screws. This is one screwed up felon. He was caught in the great heist of 2013. So many wheel chairs were stolen, the nurses had to supply the folks with skate boards to lay on. Little to say, the old people were not on board with the idea.
He is related to concrete lips Chris.They have been brothers for as long as they can remember. Chris is 27 and 3 years older than our bandit.They have been pulling off heists since they took their mom's wallet when Chris could walk. When one of their operations failed while trying to steel crunches from Tiny Tim, Chris kicked our bandit to the curb. It was the only family he had. He is now in solidarity confinement, and has claimed to have learned his lesson. We wont let him go till we find the Blue eyed bandit.
In the past, 5161387 was a good kid, with a real name. It all changed when he met no K Kayla. She was the best get away driver and thief could ask for. Robbing toy stores and physical therapists. It was the perfect crime. She was captured when she attempted to steal an Indian tribe's house. She should have made reservations. If you hear anything from this very disturbed man, please contact us at 555-jail-now. Help put this man in prison.
